@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
My new invention is a dick-vagina locking system where basically the lock is shaped like a vagina which will only accept your dick and if some one else tries to dick in then they will no more have a dick after that :blobcatsuit:
Buy it now for €50000 and get two asses of @seek for free :blobfoxdealwithitfingerguns:

@mur2501 @strawberryfieldsforever @tombies I have seen a movie like that but remember the name.

And I sue you for the last part. :AngryTurtle:​

@seek @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
But Sri Lankan law doesn't apply to me so I don't care :ablobderpy:

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I already pay him for protection

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