Tomorrow evening will come the our muslims community's pope's representative to our house and we will treat him and his wife like king and queen and declare our slavery to pope. We will have to send a special car to pick his highness up from the home. He will take our interviews to see our brains are not penetrated by non-islamic culture and stuffs. Last time he asked about what I am pursuing and I said Computer Science and his balls burst on the name of science as it induces non-islamic shittery. Also you have to give payment to him and his wife in the disguise of donation (not optional) for bring their asses up here. Atlast he will dine with us and all the food should cooked with his and only his preference.
Allahu Akbar Fedi