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An orange tabby cat suddenly decided to cross road while I was on my scooty, had to apply full breaks. Kitty was saved thankfully :ablobcatangel:

@SystemSock
Congratulations!!
You are inducted in our Special Bonking Program where we test new and innovative methods of bonking on our subject :blobcatscience:

@Wetrix
Also you don't sleep after saying goodnight, so you do are a psycho serial killer :blobfoxcomfysmirk:

I doubt all of them are you :blobcatthinkingeyes:
One soul, but various bodies :blobfoxthinkanime:

@Jain
You can register your bonking slot online to not getting into hassles of queues :blobcatsuit:

:blobstop: HALT FEDIZENS :blobcatstop:

Horny is spreading rapibly throughout the Fediverse, Hence the Fedipolice has created various Bonking check points throughout Fediverse in view of stopping and eradicating Horny. :blobcatpolice:

Visit your nearest Bonking centre and get yourself bonked immediately. Help Fediverse get rid of horny :blobcatsuit:

OFFICIAL NOTICE
REPUBLIC OF FEDIVERSE

@matt
Don't be afraid she is just 500 Kg and she likes to ride on top :ablobderpyhappy:

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