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Where does a pilot keep their sex toys?

In the cockpit!

::badum tish::

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de @seek
Anyway now I shall go horny mates
I have to do mechanics assignments :blobcatsadlife:

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de @seek
How can I believe that you are not horny :blobcatgooglyshrug:

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de @seek
Ahh, on bed and alone
So you are horny :blobsmirk:

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de @seek
Tom Tom seems to be a man of taste when it comes to seeing youtube videos

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
There is nothing much more magnificent in this world compared to a German's dick :blobcatsuit:

@tombies@social.tchncs.de @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @seek
I wouldn't mind if Tom Tom wants to share nudes of his jugs :ablobcatbongo:

@seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Wow, how do you know that I like BDSM :blobfoxthinksmirk:

@seek @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Don't bitch about a genius
youtu.be/PbddAUCg_AM

@seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social
I named my dick Excalibur

@seek @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Well in Hindi seek means roasted meat rolls

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social
He is a man with 56 inch of boobs

@seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de

@seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
That would have worked if I would have been an hindu.
Anyway Paki girls are sexy and cute :ablobcatbongo:

@seek @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
I already pay him for protection

@tombies@social.tchncs.de @seek
I don't want to make you runaway and hide under the bed with Cookie, so I am not saying it to you Tom Tom

@seek @strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
But Sri Lankan law doesn't apply to me so I don't care :ablobderpy:

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
My new invention is a dick-vagina locking system where basically the lock is shaped like a vagina which will only accept your dick and if some one else tries to dick in then they will no more have a dick after that :blobcatsuit:
Buy it now for €50000 and get two asses of @seek for free :blobfoxdealwithitfingerguns:

@seek @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Ehh, I know how to scare away the Germans :blobfoxcomfysmirk:

@seek
I am telling you the scientific truth :ablobcaramelldansen:
Science is not about morality, it's about reality

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