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@kranfahrer
You disturbed her sleep
Now you will have to give her 21 pats

@kranfahrer
I think she wants a bath, that's why she is in the sink

@matt
Why don't you go and ask her the codes for the nukes ? :coolcat:

@ColinTheMathmo
I think you should be using something like

convert foo.png -resize 1024x1024 -o bar.jpg

@Zealous
I assume you are in USA i think?
@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de

@tombies@social.tchncs.de
Facebooks is not really a much used social media platform here.
@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @striker

Scooter rider crashes into 4 vehicles successively and eventually ends up inside a well

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
They want you to buy Volkswagen :welp: (it's pronounced folkswagon you dumb English man)

@strawberryfieldsforever@mstdn.social
Yess the Germans and @tombies@social.tchncs.de are spying on you with it :blobfoxdetective:

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