Apparently the #pepefappers (is this coined already? if not, "first!") are grouchy at Amazon's casting for LOTR..."elves are supoosed to be fair-skinned" is tragically wrong on many levels, including the fact everyone knows elves are green.

More importantly, in the process of researching further details of why #pepfappers (second!) are wrong, I learned of "Cheddar Man" (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/first-modern-britons-dark-black-skin-cheddar-man-dna-analysis-reveals) .
I'm thinking of adapting Hopper's speech to Walken in True Romance, in case I ever chance into one of them at a party.