@statsguy Eventually. It was a good 15 odd years ago now, but if I think about it I can recall the searing pain. Definitely one to avoid.

6am, I had this incredibly vivid dream that I could see some kind of other dimensional majestic celestial entity, I guess a being that in other times would have been called an "angel". I felt immersed with hope and strangely protected.

I begged them to impart some esoteric knowledge of our age, they appeared to smile, leaned in, blinding me with their glow, and just as I woke uttered the words: "The Cranberries song Linger is about someone that farted on a first date.

@andrewt @fesshole You do also get the occasional “I inserted X up my bum and I liked it” post.

To the selfish, entitled, arrogant, inhuman shitstain that has spent the entire day being an utter cunt to my wife for no reason whatsoever:

I hope 2024 fills you with untreatable necrotic syphilis and you catch on fire and nobody you know needs to take a piss.

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