What's wild about the whole Schmidt saga is how one obscure bureaucrat from one particular region in Germany decided he wanted to save the children from the evil porns (a red flag as ever), so he ran a campaign, filed lawsuits, and twisted the arms of other people to go in and start harassing adult creators.
One. Guy.
"save the children from the evil porns"
Oh no, someone under 18 might see pornography. Whatever will we do. The sky will fall. This is the worst thing ever... This is so stupid.