paleBlue @paleBlue@social.cleverlibre.org

I really miss Stephan.

#StephanHawking

Baby gator 🐊 testing death roll

#Microsoft blocks EdgeDeflector, a tool that stops Windows users being forced to use Edge browser
https://reclaimthenet.org/microsoft-blocks-edgedeflector/

@Eris @icedquinn @NEETzsche @freemo @icscarythings @ademan

Trying to please everyone and being nice to everyone, I find, is the easiest way to guarantee you are surrounded by the worst sort of people imaginable. I mean sure, they will like, or at least tolerate, you. But you will have to deal with their constant drama and demands.

Now not giving a fuck and telling people they have dumbass ideas and flipping them off when they start drama, thats a sure way to guarantee you're surrounded by cool people who wont fly off the handle at every bit of nonsense.

Start living a life worth living, embrace your inner asshole.

@freemo @Raccoondude he has a segment in the incerto series that basically tl;drs as you can tell how free someone is by the amount of cussing they do.

> hello sir yes please see the following section if you would sir
corpo slave

> fuck all of this fucking god damn bitch-ass bullshit
self employed

Just when I was getting depressed about my job hunting, #redhat steps up and gets back to me about my application. I am now officially having a good day even if I don't get the job! It feels nice having someone acknowledge you.

Amazing how easy was to write an android app for sending files to #0x0 and then retrieving the link.

The answer is: you don't do it. You just use the excellent #httpshortcuts (from fdroid) with the URL (http://0x0.st), the method (POST) and the expected form data (parameter "file", the contents of the upload).

This creates a shortcut that you can select in the share menu of any app, and then you can share back the result URL to any other app.

Furthermore, you can use #javascript for customize further some parts of the process.

Humor will save us all...

I want to see a programming language where keywords are meow, nya, suya, nini, *hugs*. It would look something like that

nya val = 5 //creates value meow fibo(val) { //creates function if val <= 1 { nini 1 // returns value } nya prev = val - 1 nya prev2 = val - 2 nini fibo(*hugs* prev) + fibo(*hugs* prev2) } nya result = fibo(*hugs* val) //pass by reference umu result //prints suya 10 //sleeps 10s

I've put this on #reddit and it goes viral with 25k likes. #mastodon thank me later, my inbox has 500 questions about #fediverse and co.

Some help would be nice.
https://redd.it/qsbg5w

@DeveloperMemes

Why correct statistics dont always mean what you think they mean...

The ability to delay gratification is correlated strongly with success in later life.

#mask #Covid19 #vaccine #CDC #social #distancing

https://rochester.edu/news/show.php?id=4622

There are people so dense out there that they dont even understand this...

@Science #science #sciences

So some scammer on FB just tried to tell me if I invest 1500$ in their system I'll have 15000$ in 4 days. a 10x profit in 4 days investing in their trading platform...

Of course I told them they were an idiot and not just lying but dont know basic math. With those returns if someone invested a single dollar it would take only 45 days for them to be the richest person on the entire planet... Jesus christ how did people get so stupid.

@funny

I'd say this pretty much sums up how I feel, yea.

#football #soccer #sports #funny #humour #humor #joke #jokes #meme