How do you keep squirrels away from your bird feeders?
None of them work.
I swear if you figured out a way that actually worked they would figure out how to build a small aircraft to fly over to the feeder.
Someone answered "Small arms fire". Meanwhile his neighbor, who likes to feed the squirrels, is using "Small arms fire" to get rid of those pesky birds...
@peterdrake I need the option: "I gave up, and now feed both the birds and squirrels."
@educoder @peterdrake Agreed. I like squirrels to eat.
@peterdrake A stuffed owl wearing a "free hugs" t-shirt