Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

RT @TheCutePlug@twitter.activitypub.actor
Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil

RT @Unexplained
A school of fish following a duck

RT @em0uquae@twitter.activitypub.actor
@muellermartin@twitter.com @Cloudflare@twitter.com

RT @mhdksafa@twitter.activitypub.actor
A WWII soldier carrying a donkey. Because the field is mined & if the donkey was free, it would likely detonate a charge & kill everyone. So during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger & do as they please.

RT @djbaskin@twitter.activitypub.actor
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

RT @SteveStuWill
Amazing auditory illusion: Does Grover say "Yes, yes, that's a f*cking excellent idea"? Sure sounds like it...

...IF that's what you listen for. But if you listen for "Yes, yes, that sounds like an excellent idea," then that's what you'll hear instead!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a9zlu8/may_have_just_found_next_yanni_or_laurel/

RT @charliejane@twitter.activitypub.actor
Q: What's the best professional organization for a bird who likes to drive sportscars really fast?

A: The Autobahn Society.

RT @DeathStarPR
Follow Darth Vader’s example.
Maintain #SocialDistancing.
Work from home.

RT @SportsCenter@twitter.activitypub.actor
This dog is elite 😂🙌

(via mathiasberntsen96/Instagram, kiarathevolleydog/Instagram)

RT @GoingMedieval@twitter.activitypub.actor
I am the god damn plague/Renaissance police and I will be issuing citations anytime I see these takes on the TL. No. Absolutely not. I rebuke all of this.

RT @andyweirauthor@twitter.activitypub.actor
The more I look at this, the more it pisses me off.

RT @howie_hua@twitter.activitypub.actor
I made a calc meme.

RT @jamieleecurtis@twitter.activitypub.actor

RT @JimMFelton
Wildlife is finally returning to Britain’s streets. Nature is healing 😍✌️

RT @philsince87@twitter.activitypub.actor
Met the girl downstairs tonight banging pots out the window for healthcare workers. Told her to hold out her wine glass. Bystanders saw.

RT @DeanBlizzard@twitter.activitypub.actor
Who’s your favorite professor? #onlineclasses #comedy #funny #teachers #professors

RT @Rainmaker1973
The Jesus Christ lizard walks on water: an extraordinary way to escape predators http://buff.ly/2kbJUTM

RT @lewisandclark@twitter.activitypub.actor
Ending the week with some good news! Yesterday Lewis & Clark facilities services workers delivered a donation of 5000 N95 masks and 2500 pairs of gloves to @OHSUNews@twitter.com: https://at.lclark.edu/39IiNYm

RT @MontereyAq@twitter.activitypub.actor
Quarantine Day: ???