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RT @qikipedia
Staring at fire may have improved our ancestors’ imagination and planning skills.

Me: Why didn't you tell me on the phone that there wouldn't be time?
Dealer: We didn't know we'd be replacing all four tires.
M: *sighs* *drives 15 miles home on patched tire*
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Dealer: Sure, we can see you this afternoon.
Me: Great! *drives 15 miles to dealership on patched tire*
D: Hm, you'll want to replace all four, but there isn't time before we close. How far away do you live?
M: 15 minutes.
D: Ooh, that's outside of our courtesy shuttle range.
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Tire: *blows out*
@htdrake: *repairs tire with high tech sealant compressor kit* *drives home*
Me: Well, work from home tomorrow and I'll see if I can get our appointment moved up.
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Dealer: It's time for car maintenance!
Dealer: Give us money and we'll maintain your car.
Dealer: Is your car about to explode?
Dealer: Maintenance. Isn't it about that time?
Me: Okay, fine. *makes appointment*
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RT @LCPioneers
Student Engagement has a list of resources for students as part of Pioneers Vote 2020.

Elements of the program include registering to vote and deadlines for home states and how to get involved in voter advocacy.

college.lclark.edu/student_lif

RT @Rainmaker1973
Physics says energy would be lost due to inefficiency of the wheel, and it wouldn't make a complete loop with the bird on it. This cockatoo actually learned to move in a way that adds energy to the system, allowing it to make a complete loop [full video: buff.ly/2RYkPel]

RT @qikipedia
The namers of this neighbourhood in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia appear to have run out of ideas.

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