Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

Ano, Afanc YOU!
A Special Barghest
Behir I Come
Catfished, Giant
Cooshee Coo
Deva Fever
Drider? I Hardly Know Her!
Break up With Your Firefriend
Modron Love
Chiseled Pechs
Quickling, the Vicar is Coming!
Taer Myself Away
Tarrasque for Your Hand
Yeth, Yeth, Oh God, Yeth Hound!

OH I'M NOT STOPPING THERE.

Astral Searching for Love
Booka Room
Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am?
Gorbelle of the Gorball
A Huecuva Man
Kenku Boots
Laughing Alone With Slaad
Thork It
Vortex-Vormex
Xack and Xill

Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.

*cracks knuckles*

Ooh, Barracuda!
A Black Pudding for Christmas
Blink Doggy Style
Carrion Canoodler
Cerebral Paramour
Cock-a-thrice
Couatl Pouatl
Just My Type V
Erin, Yes!
Let's Get Efreeti Together
Gelatinous Pubes

RT @DannyDeraney
Because you want to see a groundhog, taunting a dog, by eating a pizza.

RT @thegallowboob
You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf, now get ready for

A lazy dog.

RT @PopularPuppies
when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark.

I love me a good space battle, but @nyrath's love is PURE.

Isn't this literally the plot to Pac-Man?
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RT @TheOnion
Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of ‘A Christmas Carol’ Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat The Shit Out Of Scrooge https://bit.ly/2Lnk6FH
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1337511232039948291

RT @DrBWillingham
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RT @qikipedia
In 2007, a US theatre company staged ‘A Klingon Christmas Carol’, performed in Klingon with English supertitles. (‘Bah, humbug!’ is ‘BaQa' in Klingon)
Image: Commedia Beauregard

RT @geology_rocks
Here is my yearly roundup of headlines I screen shotted in 2020.

RT @davenewworld_2
Wait for it

RT @ProseccoPrinz
Gebt dem Verpackungsdesigner eine Medaille 😂

RT @AngryScotland
Here it is. The best video you’ll see today. @benshapiro

RT @lewisandclark
Congrats to Rory Bialostosky BA ’22, the newest city councilor in West Linn, Oregon! The international affairs major will continue his studies at Lewis & Clark while working on the city council: https://at.lclark.edu/3n7c029

RT @TheOnion
Woman Who Took Up Knitting At Start Of Pandemic Still Mindlessly Adding To 250-Mile Scarf https://bit.ly/3m5N8pW

RT @RadderdaySaint

RT @Wangleberry
Painting is very relaxing

RT @LisaForteUK
Hippos. Another thing absent from my threat model..... how are they this fast!?!