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I woke up with a great idea for a running gag, but it turns out @scrodcast@twitter.com, @godcast@twitter.com, and @therapodcast@twitter.com are already taken. There is, however, still room for dramatic retellings via SweeneyToddcast and, just in time for Halloween, Ichabodcast.

RT @DaveApnea@twitter.com
there should be an olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let’s see how high humans can really jump

I have been informed that "menudo" is not, in fact, the traditional Japanese art of making menus.

RT @allthingskenobi@twitter.com
: When flew in a Typhoon fighter, his brother, Colin, gave him the call sign of "Obi-One" while keeping "Obi-Two" for himself as wingman.

The sound of the neighbor rolling out their trash cans reminded us to put ours out. I wonder if trash cans are deliberately noisy, like the smell added to natural gas.

RT @ManlnTheHoody@twitter.com
its weird that only white men get the type of mental illness that causes people to do mass shootings

L. Ron Butterfly is the name of my next band. We hope to develop a cult following.

RT @zoeyjsalsbury@twitter.com
Every time I hear that everyone should have 7 days of medicine in an emergency kit, I just have to laugh.

What doctor will prescribe me a random 7 day additional prescription for all my meds, including controlled ones? And if they do, what insurance company will cover it?

The fire marshal isn't allowing burns right now, but LC Fire Arts will still entertain the new students tomorrow night.

RT @DevilleSy@twitter.com
Light-induced self-assembly of cats using visible light mediated photoinduced electron transfer–reversible addition–fragmentation chain transfer polymerization

RT @SlenderSherbet@twitter.com
I've added the helicopter noise, Clyde and you are clear for takeoff. 🔊

📹: instagram.com/clyde_thebasset

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