Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

RT @catvalente
You think you can hurt my feelings?

Every book I read in elementary school made me love & then brutally killed an animal in order to teach me pain & afterward we moved right along to math & there was no time turner Buckbeak retcon takebacksies for Dan and Ann, my friends

RT @jtannady
Hi, yes, it's me, person who codes.

You might know me from my questionable search history queries like "how to remove child from parent with fork" and "how to kill orphan".

RT @LouisatheLast
2020, @nbcthegoodplace style. This is my greatest work to date.

RT @histoftech
My classes are full, my waitlists have about a dozen people on them, and each day I get more emails from students asking to please be let in.

But sure, tell me again how students actually don’t want online courses this fall, in a pandemic.

RT @qikipedia
Julia Child was a terrible cook until well into her 30s.

She lived on frozen meals for several years, and during one of her early attempts at making a meal from scratch, she set the oven on fire.

RT @DGBassani
Denmark has been used as a talking piece for those suggesting school reopening has minimal risks. Let's clarify what exactly Denmark did to achieve minimal risk:

RT @BriannaWu
Pics 1-29: "Okay, it's a bit small, but I could work with that."
PIC 30: "WHAT THE FRAK IS GOING ON?"

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RT @AnyTechnology
America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:

RT @ArtByPac
ok i thought the bagworm cocoon was neat UNTIL I SAW THAT A BAGWORM CATERPILLAR ALSO MAKES A TINY MOBILE HOUSE OUT OF STICKS.

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
kitty finding a new bed to sleep on

RT @problemsdog
Coding tip: to convert code from C to C#, simply put the capo on the first fret on your keyboard and type as normal.

RT @mikewarburton
“HOW TO MAKE A BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE TRAILER”

Brilliant.

RT @TheOnion
Man Somehow Able To Muster Strength To Fold Laundry Without Listening To Podcast https://bit.ly/323x9mh

RT @Alan_Au
We've had one, yes. But what about second impeachment?

RT @sheridactyls
@slime_machine Complete privatization of mail service will 100% cause prices to go up and level of service to go down. The only "innovations" possible in basically solved problems like mail delivery is how to extract more $ from consumers for the same/less service or just wild finance schemes

RT @mikeselinker
Don't say "Congress isn't protecting the Postal Service." The House passed the $25 billion the USPS governors requested for the pandemic in MARCH. Senate Republicans refused to take it up. They think you voting by mail hurts them. They're right. Blame the @GOP. For everything.

RT @zefrank
new True Facts... the Hummingbird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biagyb7AcK8

RT @mcnees
Somehow I’ve lucked out and have an 8yo who thinks secretly reading under the covers past her bedtime is an act of rebellion, and it hasn’t yet occurred to her that her flashlights never seem to run out of batteries.