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RT @z3r0burn
A man goes into a bar along the gulf and orders a corona and 2 hurricanes,
bartender: that will be $20.20

RT @PicardTips
Picard management tip: In an emergency, don't be afraid to let the crew see you in your pajamas.

RT @cloe_song
Welcome to the US. Please choose from the following in-network physicians:

RT @leo_elo_ole
A note to academic colleagues everywhere. Here’s a little thread of things it’s past time we let go of, for our own health and well-being, and that of our students.

Went to the beach with the hope of spinning fire. Had to leave early because it was getting too crowded and way too windy, but I still got burnt. @#$% daystar.

RT @lisatomic5
Me to son: “We own the house now!”

Him: “Can I draw on the walls?”

Me: “No.”

Him: “Then nothing about this situation has changed.”

Won as Defect
Sacred bark + power potion = 2x apotheosis
+ strange spoon + 5x apparition = intangible 4eva
STILL needed doubled fairy in a bottle
At one point I deliberately resurrected (beat of death) because I wasn't sure if fairy would save me from 1x12 attack.

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RT @randyzwitch
If we're being honest, 2020 is the perfect year to get rid of Daylight Saving Time. Just rip the band-aid off while we're all home confused as hell anyway

RT @schemaly
Postal workers in Washington State have reinstalled high-speed mail sorting machines—dismantled after controversial orders from the U.S. Postal Service— despite USPS orders not to put machines back in use. forbes.com/sites/danielcassady

WTF?
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RT @IwriteOK
Back at Terry Schrunk Plaza, this has been declared an unlawful assembly. As I arrive, DHS advances. This man sits shirtless in the center of the park and is pushed shot in the leg with a pepperball and then shoved down.
twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/12

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