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You can kill two birds with zero stones if you can get them to crash into each other.

RT @TheOnion
Experts Predict Covid-19 Vaccine Could Be Ready As Soon As Team Of Sled Dogs Traverse Yukon With It bit.ly/3oehusY

I think my least favorite genres of talk are "vague institutional strategy" and "my inspiring personal journey as a creator".

There's talk of a scenario where Trump is ahead on election night, but as the mail-in ballots are counted there is a "blue shift".

This is nice because, astrophysically speaking, a blue shift means we're all coming closer together.

You know you're evil when @exxonmobil doesn't want to be seen with you.
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RT @exxonmobil
We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/

As detailed in the thread, the word "Nazi" is not being thrown around lightly here.
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RT @stickwithjosh
“[Nazi] Capt. Mark Kruger made $265,225 last fiscal year, the highest-paid employee in the Portland Police Bureau.”

oregonlive.com/crime/2020/10/1
twitter.com/stickwithjosh/stat

RT @AstroKatie
Election season is a great reminder of the extent to which humans can be motivated by the promise of special stickers

RT @qntm
ME: Hi, I'd like to buy some RAM with a non-embarrassing name? RAM that lets me retain some self-respect while I buy it. You got any RAM that doesn't sound stupid
RAM MANUFACTURERS:

Fidgety? Need something to do with your hands during all those Zoom meetings? Allow me to suggest the humble deck of playing cards and this excellent playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIY

In Flash Gordon, when Topol (as Hans Zarkov) pointed a gun at his assistant and commanded, "Get your toothbrush and whatever!" was that product placement?

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