Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

Welcome to the ever-helpful @nyrath!

If enough of my network moves back here, I might as well.

Grocery shopping carts should emit audible sonar pings. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, fight me, &c.

RT @saintyemmy
let’s make some noise for the enchanted forest kitty sanctuary

I broke 15k on #Dorfromantik!

OH: "I've made a tactical error in drinking a beverage, because someday I'm going to have to get up and pee."

If she's very, very, very sleepy, Violet will cuddle.

Next time someone insists that dual wielding isn't effective.
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RT @UrOrientalist
Good morning to agricultural workers only
https://twitter.com/UrOrientalist/status/1378673871944040454

RT @LaserMWebber

RT @j_lanier
The plot thickens...

Clawed my way to the top of my inbox. Now what? Well, these dorfs aren't going to romantikize themselves! #Dorfromantik

.@htdrake got a dock so she could easily connect her laptop to two monitors. There are ... complications.

Learning to learn is the second derivative of knowledge.

A fantastic fire show! No injuries, but circumstances did trigger the safety protocol requiring everyone to shout "ASS!"

Me: That worm back there was at least a foot long.

@htdrake: Are you sure it was a worm?

Me: It could have been a very thin snake in a worm costume.

H: Master of disguise.

Me: All the other snakes were using stealth and poison, but this one thought, "it's disguises for me!"

RT @Reweth
Really feel like, as a scientist, I need to periodically post this

RT @BrandsOwned

A conspiracy theorist might conclude that the vaccine availability bait-and-switch is all a ploy to get people to create accounts @WalmartInc, @Walgreens, etc.

Fractional points to the sites that at least tell you they don't have any BEFORE the eligibility questions.

... but:

Seriously. I followed this link at http://findashot.org...