There's a perfectly good patio, but even when we're put a dog bed on it, #Violet would rather bask in the bark dust. #DogsOfMastodon
@ZachWeinersmith A few major categories like "crockpot". Within each category it's basically a queue because @htdrake and I hate, with a burning passion, deciding what to eat.
@lkanies We found it unrelentingly grim.
@hserotonin A barbarian warrior astride his mighty war clam.
@wikihow I am reminded of an entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, which challenges people to write the worst possible opening sentence for a novel. It was something like, "Bambi squealed with delight as she shaved her legs, strips of flesh flying from her Lady Schick like curls of mahogany from a carpenter's plane."
@naopb I believe we've now fixed that problem. Thanks fur keying us know!
You need to stop using Chrome NOW. It’s not hyperbole: Google just rolled out a change to Chrome that tracks the sites you visit, builds a profile, and shares that with any page you visit that asks.
This is real. It’s not tech bro conspiracy shit.
@codinghorror Alt text: Multi-panel comic. A child wants to get at the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator, but the ladder is too far away. She solves this by reaching between frames and tossing the jar to the version of herself in the next frame. When caught, she asks, "But I broke the fourth wall! How could you see me?" Her angry mother holds up and points to the comics page of a newspaper, further breaking the fourth wall.
#Violet is so happy she can get on the couch again, even if she does have to take the stupid stairs.
Gun deaths among US children reached new record high in 2021, study finds
Guns remains the leading cause of death among American children and teens.
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