Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org
- Siva Afi
- https://tgc.link/siva-afi
- Cascadia 9.0
- https://www.cascadia9game.org/
CS professor, game designer, and fire dancer ordinaire.
Joined Aug 2018
RT @brenankeller@twitter.com
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
RT @ZachWeiner@twitter.com
Theorem
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/theorem (click for bonus panel/hovertext)
#smbc #hiveworks
(PS: Thanks to my twitter followers for finding errors, thus helping me create this flawless argument)
RT @CuteAnimaIVines@twitter.com
HE DOESNT BARK HE JUST YELLS
RT @poutinesmoothie@twitter.com
From my vast experience in watching cartoons, that car is very tired.
This one is some quality comedy engineering.
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RT @xkcdComic@twitter.com
Alpha Centauri https://xkcd.com/2079/ https://m.xkcd.com/2079/
https://twitter.com/xkcdComic/status/1068566628466475008
Or, of course, ["Fa"] + ["la"] * 8. #CodeGolf
RT @sadanduseless@twitter.com
Comedian Creates Hilarious Fake Christmas Toy Gifts And Places Them In Stores https://www.sadanduseless.com/xmas-prank-toys/
RT @AlexForTheWinn@twitter.com
Never forget that we, as a species, made our glorious debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited nudes, a mix tape, and directions back to our place.
RT @nathanharenice@twitter.com
Wow... Gmail's auto reply has gotten really good
RT @Ocasio2018@twitter.com
In my on-boarding to Congress, I get to pick my insurance plan.
As a waitress, I had to pay more than TWICE what I’d pay as a member of Congress.
It’s frustrating that Congressmembers would deny other people affordability that they themselves enjoy. Time for #MedicareForAll.
#toadlicker
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RT @marismeIIa@twitter.com
sorry my cars such a mess, you can just toss those in the back
https://twitter.com/marismeIIa/status/1068571336086216704
@hasmis My Android phone's navigation system is vastly more robust. (Its voice recognition is also better.)
And now these three remain: phone, text, and email. But the greatest of these is email, for it hath a robust antispam system.
Board game idea: three players are Antifa, Proud Boys, and Portland Police. Play alternates between rounds of tactical combat and rounds of writing letters to @wweek@twitter.com accusing the other two sides of collusion.
... and I deserve a medal for going through the whole firefighting segment without mentioning what I do in my spare time.
Pro tip: when entering an address into your @Toyota@twitter.com navigation system, make sure it didn't just throw up its hands and direct you to a similar address in another state. #useless
Moist Owlet is the name of my next band.
- Siva Afi
- https://tgc.link/siva-afi
- Cascadia 9.0
- https://www.cascadia9game.org/
CS professor, game designer, and fire dancer ordinaire.
Joined Aug 2018
