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RT @cmclymer@twitter.com
I don’t need to have a beer with my president. I don’t need them to be my next door neighbor.

I want the smartest person in the class. I want the nerd who gives a shit. I want the girl sitting in front who keeps raising her hand because she did her homework and has the answers. twitter.com/mitsucolt5566/stat

Did Heather look at the game shelves at the last minute, say "I'm worried we're not bringing enough games", and stuff this in her backpack? Also yes.

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If you follow the links at the bottom of the story, you'll see that two other Europeans have been shot with crossbows this month.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48

Now that I have actually ridden the el, I will feel more comfortable using the word in Scrabble.

Is there still time for @akaWorf@twitter.com to form a band called Dorn Dorn and record "Hungry Like the Worf"?

Two licensed product ideas while we wait to deplane: Air Bud earbuds and Tae Bo bow ties.

RT @lizardbill@twitter.com
When you completely lose sight of what you're trying to illustrate...

We've arrived in exotic Chicago! Unfortunately, we weren't able to get enough of the other passengers to sign our petition to have the pilot do a barrel roll.

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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
One quarter of Warren Buffett's calorific intake is from Coca-Cola. When asked about his diet he said “I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds, so I decided to eat like a six-year-old. It's the safest course I can take”
twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1

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