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Every time I download a program for my @surface@twitter.com, it tells me "SmartScreen can't be reached right now". The number of basic features of Windows that never work leaves me ... well, not so much surprised as disappointed.

A lot of nouns (gift, leverage, etc.) are becoming verbs. What words are moving in the other direction? @GrammarGirl@twitter.com

Two upsides about the @surface@twitter.com Pro 6: It is exactly the right size, that is, as large as can held in one hand. The pen also beats a finger, because it's more precise and you can hover with it.

Two upsides about the @surface@twitter.com Pro 6: It is exactly the right size, that is, as large as can held in one hand. The pen also beats a figure, because it's more precise and you can hover with it.

RT @metasynthie@twitter.com
This kind of pessimism isn’t accurate. After all, there’s occasionally a short break that you spend being completely drained and exhausted, just up until it’s once again time to dwell on all the crap you have to worry about. twitter.com/kramski/status/114

Ross Perot has died. He got almost 19% of the popular vote in 1992 -- and zero electoral votes. The Electoral College erases third parties.

I tried asking the "Virtual Agent" on the @surface@twitter.com web page". OF COURSE it's useless.

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UX fail: the virtual keyboard on @surface@twitter.com appears on top of where you're trying to type (e.g., bottom of a Google doc). On my Android the app is compressed to make room for the keyboard. Can anyone explain why @Microsoft@twitter.com chose to do it the useless way?

RT @SlenderSherbet@twitter.com
Everything is awful so here's a bear trying to catch a balloon.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
Spending time petting dogs makes university students less likely to drop out.

RT @lindseybieda@twitter.com
Stages of debugging code:
* Staring at it and asking it
* Putting in breakpoints
* Adding print statements
* Going for a walk to clear your head
* Running into the woods
* Befriending the forest animals
* Building a hut
* Learning about nature
* You are now a hedge witch

RT @FLMathNinja@twitter.com
@robertkaplinsky@twitter.com I used to keep mine vertical in the marker tray (point down) for this reason! Nothing is worse than a dried out marker!

RT @biologistimo@twitter.com
My husband @ecologistMC@twitter.com out there weighing wood duck ducklings in solo cups and it’s so fluffy I wanna die

RT @biIIosopher@twitter.com
“OSHA violation” and “nsfw” technically mean the same thing

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