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RT @Brendelbored
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?

Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!

Kid: What about Donner?

*a dark countenance settles on Santa's face*

Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-

RT @Brendelbored
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?

Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!

Kid: What about Donner?

*a dark countenance settles on Santa's face*

Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-

RT @matttomic
It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy

RT @madsHQ
as an aside, i went to see my bf do a live show of his podcast last night and asked the man on the door to let me in backstage and he was like “how do i know he’s really your bf” SORRY???? in what world would i LIE about having a PODCASTER for a boyfriend???

If you live in Virginia, please contact your state legislator and ask them to vote for the @NatlPopularVote@twitter.activitypub.actor bill!

RT @ruthef
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RT @KenTremendous
I do not understand why it doesn’t rotate. The location of the convention rotates! Why would they not have the first states to choose the candidate change every four years? Are voters in Georgia, Michigan, and Oregon less important? It’s nuts. twitter.com/natesilver538/stat

RT @gillianrhayes@twitter.activitypub.actor
Am I the only person who thinks house arrest sounds kind of like a dream?

RT @pakasuchus@twitter.activitypub.actor
@SooBeeinNY@twitter.activitypub.actor @NatsMusicTeachr@twitter.activitypub.actor @Caissie@twitter.activitypub.actor @Wolfiesmom@twitter.activitypub.actor Schrodinger's advent calendar

RT @NateSilver538@twitter.activitypub.actor
If the Democratic Party wants a field that's representative of its members and its voters, it probably shouldn't have two states as white as Iowa and New Hampshire vote first every year.

Question legitimately asked in a meeting:

"How much bleach would it take to kill a person?"

RT @ablitter@twitter.activitypub.actor
The existence of Charizard implies the existence of an Intizard, a Floatizard, and a Doubleizard.

One way or another, we're all going to be using 20s slang in a month.

Researchers Find A Remarkable Ripple Effect When You Give Cash To Poor Families n.pr/2O6O5AA

RT @eveewing@twitter.activitypub.actor
this is amazing and also many many many many people need this reminder lol twitter.com/bokatlindell/statu

RT @awad
The question is whether or not you choose to disturb the world around you, or if you choose to let it go on as if you had never arrived. - Ann Patchett, writer (b. 2 Dec 1963)

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