Fake, it turns out, but well done.
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RT @AlsBoy
I’ve read this news story twice now and it keeps getting better and better
https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1212848075577921539
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt
[future history class]
Teacher: How did World War 3 start? Anyone? Yes, Khaleesi.
Kid: It s-
Teacher: No, I meant Khaleesi M. Her hand was up first.
Kid 2: It started because President Trump was jealous that President Obama was more popular.
Teacher: Correct [holsters gun]
Revised priority list:
1) We will never iron or dry clean
2) Spend as little time shopping as possible
3) Comfortable
4) Reasonably attractive
5) Good labor and environmental practices
6) Not insanely expensive
7) Natural fibers a plus (for fire dancing safety)
RT @SIGCSE_TS@twitter.activitypub.actor
Happy New Year! 🎊Registration for #SIGCSE2020 in Portland, OR is now open! https://sigcse2020.org/register
We hope to see you March 11-14 for an exciting few days with friends new and old. Check out the full schedule at http://sigcse2020.sigcse.org.
RT @deejayndn@twitter.activitypub.actor
We had 3 different words for 3 different types of “white people”.
“Zhaaganaash” means the British and translates to “travel by wind”. It explains their sailboats.
“Weptigoosh” means to the French and translates to “Wave wooden sticks”. It explains the Jesuits’ crosses
RT @sadanduseless
Meet Quokka: The Cutest Animal To Take Selfies With https://www.sadanduseless.com/quokka-selfies-cute/
RT @andershartmann
This makes me happy:
Road deaths in Oslo (pop. 673.000) in 2019:
Pedestrians: 0
Cyclists: 0
Children: 0
The graph shows the reduction of road deaths since 1975.
Article in Norwegian: https://www.aftenposten.no/osloby/i/dO0rzz/1975-41-doede-i-oslo-trafikken-2019-en-doed-i-trafikken
RT @SamSykesSwears
this shall be the year we begin solving our problems via giant robots fighting each other
Forgetting to add a file
Merging when you haven’t committed yet
Changing branches when you haven’t committed yet
Committing again after a failed merge (without resolving the conflict)
Committing in detached HEAD state
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CS professor, game designer, and fire dancer ordinaire.