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RT @kassman_ben
Turned on my garbage disposal, unaware that a shot glass had fallen in while I was doing the dishes and was greeted by what can only be called a FOUNTAIN OF GLASS

Sounds like time for another impeachment.
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RT @ewarren
Let’s not mince words on this one: Americans are dead because the Trump administration wanted to use this pandemic for political gain.
twitter.com/ewarren/status/128

RT @ethanisimon
Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline, we’re 3 months into a Senate investigation to determine exactly how President Clinton’s negligence led to 132 Covid-19 deaths.

RT @lbackman21
The face of someone who just realized she recorded an entire video for her students while muted... Zoom struggles are real 🙃

"If a major earthquake struck Portland today, the city core wouldn’t have reliable water for six months or more." portlandoregon.gov/water/artic

RT @eric_lang
State-on-citizen violence is a fact of life, as is escalation during protests if the stakes are high enough.

If the totality of your opinion on civil unrest is "rioters = bad!" you are not championing for peace.

You are stating your preference for who the violence happens to.

RT @limitlessjest
You take the Blue Pill, the story ends. You take the Fred Pill, you get the essential vitamins and minerals you need to support your healthy growing body

RT @cactusgrlx
I'm an ornithologist and actually I can confirm that birds don't need to flap their wings to fly, they only do it when humans are watching because they don't want to make us feel uncomfortable twitter.com/buitengebieden_/st

I'm home with new tires. Alas, three hours in a waiting room was not enough for me to beat with the Watcher. I did go up against the third boss once.
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RT @mistertodd
Palpatine can't just declare himself Emperor, the Jedi will never stand for this

RT @fertessa
Inspiration struck again.

Why is hair so cheap?

🧐🧐🧐

Because it hates toupee
😂😂😂

RT @chavtasticjinx
See so here’s my fear about the Mary Trump interviews/books...

People who didn’t have a narcissistic parent: “well she clearly is blowing things out of proportion...”

Those of us with a narcissist parent: “Yeah, that’s accurate. Thank fucking Christ my parent isn’t president.”

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