Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

OH I'M NOT STOPPING THERE.

Astral Searching for Love
Booka Room
Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am?
Gorbelle of the Gorball
A Huecuva Man
Kenku Boots
Laughing Alone With Slaad
Thork It
Vortex-Vormex
Xack and Xill

Ixxxitxxxachitl
Ki-Rin Away With Me
The Neotyughbook
Purple Worm
Mr. &. Mrs. Roper
Xornt
I Shouldn't, Yeti Do

Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.

*cracks knuckles*

Ooh, Barracuda!
A Black Pudding for Christmas
Blink Doggy Style
Carrion Canoodler
Cerebral Paramour
Cock-a-thrice
Couatl Pouatl
Just My Type V
Erin, Yes!
Let's Get Efreeti Together
Gelatinous Pubes

RT @DannyDeraney
Because you want to see a groundhog, taunting a dog, by eating a pizza.

RT @thegallowboob
You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf, now get ready for

RT @aptshadow
So Torchwood, the Who spinoff, is notably an anagram of Doctor Who, so obviously this must be the rule for all subsequent spinoffs. I'm now going to pitch my show "Hoot Crowd" about a large group of time-travelling owls.

A lazy dog.

RT @PopularPuppies
when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark.

Inevitably, there is a 2020 yule log dumpster fire video. https://youtu.be/t9ZdL0j8QGA

RT @RBReich
America's billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,000 stimulus check and still be richer than they were before the pandemic.

If that doesn't convince you we need a wealth tax, I don't know what will.

I love me a good space battle, but @nyrath's love is PURE.

Does anyone have a good public domain plain text word list for word games? All the ones I've been able to find have weird omissions.

Have you ever noticed that we've never seen Baby Groot and Baby Yoda in the same pot at the same time?

AT-AT stands for Ahsoka Tano Ahsoka Tano and those weapons mounted on the front are headcannons.

Isn't this literally the plot to Pac-Man?
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RT @TheOnion
Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of ‘A Christmas Carol’ Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat The Shit Out Of Scrooge https://bit.ly/2Lnk6FH
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1337511232039948291

RT @DGaidhlig
@Lenniesaurus If you did your PhD in Scottish Poetry you’d have third degree Burns.

RT @DrBWillingham
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grow Goo is the name of my new houseplant fertilizer gel and where did all these Disney lawyers come from?

RT @qikipedia
In 2007, a US theatre company staged ‘A Klingon Christmas Carol’, performed in Klingon with English supertitles. (‘Bah, humbug!’ is ‘BaQa' in Klingon)
Image: Commedia Beauregard

RT @geology_rocks
Here is my yearly roundup of headlines I screen shotted in 2020.