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In a tour de force of adulting, I just replaced my kitchen faucet AND garbage disposal.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
Speustic (adjective) is any meal 'thrown together' in haste.

RT @lcpiosbaseball@twitter.com
Sophomore Stephen Baker would like to recognize Professor Peter Drake (Mathematics). “He’s a fantastic professor because I feel as though I have a good understanding of all the topics he covers. He always keeps things  interesting & engaging, and I look forward to every class.”

RT @mattcolville@twitter.com
A seal slaps a man in the face with an octopus. The best headline you'll see today.

RT @pinkhairedcyn@twitter.com
I feel like Grace Hopper gives men a valuable opportunity to understand how women feel at every other tech conference, so I plan to ask every man I meet here if he’s in marketing.

Finally got a chance to try Beat Saber (Fruit Ninja meets Dance Dance Revolution) and it lived up to expectations. This may be the killer app for VR headsets.

RT @jeannakadlec@twitter.com
THE CAPTAINS OF THE US AND CANADIAN WOMENS HOCKEY TEAMS GOT MARRIED THIS IS BASICALLY WORLD PEACE twitter.com/mduggan10/status/1

RT @RonWyden@twitter.com
Bottom line - If @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com fires Rod Rosenstein for the purpose of protecting himself from the Mueller investigation, that would represent high crimes and misdemeanors.

I have made my first successful pass through the shaolin fire staff form:

youtube.com/watch?v=-LW4v7eDBI

Now I have a month to polish it before I perform it with the staff literally on fire at the Dance of the Damned.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
Word of the day: TARANTISM - the uncontrollable urge to dance.

RT @CodeWisdom@twitter.com
“As a software developer, you are your own worst enemy. The sooner you realize that, the better off you’ll be.” - Jeff Atwood

RT @benhamner@twitter.com
“Help! I can’t reproduce a machine learning project!” - nice blog post from @rctatman@twitter.com blog.kaggle.com/2018/09/19/hel

After the fourth play, we've regrettably concluded that @FogOfLoveGame@twitter.com is unwinnable. We couldn't even do it when we cheated by openly negotiating the choice that would maximize our happiness in each scene.

RT @SketchesbyBoze@twitter.com
if you're feeling discouraged about the future of our world, just remember that somewhere right now a little girl is reading a book about brave kids who battle tremendous evil, and she is beginning to make plans.

RT @CornOnTheGoblin@twitter.com
TSA agent: why is your suitcase so wet
me: you mean my soupcase?

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