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I'm gonna have to get @AbsoluteDrift@twitter.com for another platform. The game is neat, but on a phone the overriding challenge is "are my fingers on the controls?" Can't feel them on a touch screen, can't see them because they're under your fingers.

Attention @hankgreen@twitter.com
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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
WORD OF TH@hankgreen@twitter.comDLIEDOO - a 19th-century Scots word for a love song.
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We were worried about putting only "appropriate" books in the neighborhood lending library, but someone else put in "The Complete Kama Sutra", so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RT @AlannaBennett@twitter.com
Please tell me about a time your parents unintentionally dragged you within an inch of your life. I'll go first: Once in college my mom sent me a care package that was just acne face washes and the book He's Just Not That Into You

RT @lipglossgirl@twitter.com
Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? 🙈🙈🙈

A tie bar is supposed to be worn that high? That doesn't seem very effective in terms of keeping the tie from flapping around.

RT @roboticcrab@twitter.com
If you tap gently enough sometimes you can slide one of your bones out like a Jenga piece, no problem.

RT @parabasis@twitter.com
People of twitter, I now present to you my helpful addition to the discourse... the 2020 Presidential Candidates as My Little Pony characters...

Wait. If you were a phone fraud artist, wouldn't the unenforced National Do Not Call Registry be a gold mine of verified live numbers?

Pitch: an internet-enabled cybersecurity blanket. @internetofshit@twitter.com

Interesting: I'm having a conversation with someone on Mastodon, which I have set up to cross-post with Twitter. My posts are forwarded to Twitter, but his replies are not. Consequently, it's like you're hearing half of a phone conversation.

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