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RT @Jessicae13Eaton@twitter.com
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One time in 2017 when I was teaching teachers how to deliver good sex ed in schools, at the beginning of the course, the headteacher came to me & said ‘We had a meeting and we all agreed that we will say ‘penis’ but none of us are comfortable saying ‘vagina’ in lessons.’

Dammit, now there's a burn ban on! I guess we'll be doing another NSO Glow Show. Thanks, @exxonmobil@twitter.com! 😠🚫🔥

RT @KellyBodwin@twitter.com
My mom, working on a crossword puzzle: "I can't figure this one out... part of a flower.... blank-E-P-blank-blank... 'petal' doesn't fit..."

Me: I have been training my whole career for this moment.

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff trib.al/DGFhtmm

RT @laurieontech@twitter.com
The developers who seem to have all the answers?

They aren’t smarter than you.

They’ve just seen that before.

RT @peterchayward@twitter.com
If it doesn’t *actually* matter, but players feel like it does, it actually really does matter.

Took me a while to learn this one.

RT @ASLC_@twitter.com
✴️ MEET YOUR CABINET ✴️

Introducing Student Academic Affairs Chair Shannon Drew! She’s a senior Computer Science 💻 and Art History 🖼 double major from Portland, OR. She enjoys baking 🍞 rock climbing 🧗‍♀️ and… instagram.com/p/B1ptSA2HZ-q/?i

Series pitch: By night, @lewisandclark@twitter.com faculty Kim Stafford and Mary Szybist team up to fight crime. Working title: "Poetic Justice"

RT @nkjemisin@twitter.com
UPS guy comes to the door to bring me a pkg. Pauses, noticing music.

Guy: Is that the Skyrim soundtrack?

Me: ::twitch:: Yep.

Guy: ::notices I'm sweaty and in workout clothes:: Are you *working out to* the Skyrim soundtrack?

Me: ::snatches pkg:: Have a nice day. ::shuts door::

RT @KyloR3n@twitter.com
finally... an ally in my lifelong fight to break the shackles of so-called proper lightsaber safety

RT @chrisalbon@twitter.com
A product story I heard years ago that I keep thinking about:

An airport kept getting complaints from arriving passengers that they had to wait forever at baggage claim to get their bags. So what did the airport do?

RT @eliistender10@twitter.com
Meanwhile in London, this guy is living his best life

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