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In related news, Violet saw a cat out the back window and lost. her. shit.

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Me: *pets bookstore cat*

@htdrake@twitter.com: Violet would be so disappointed.

Hey you two
I was once like you
And I liked to do the wild thing
Then I took an arrow in the knee

RT @MachinePix@twitter.com
Stunt cameraman filming a chase scene in Tangiers for The Bourne Ultimatum.

RT @sarcasm_box@twitter.com
i swear videos like these always crack me up every single time

After this is over, complicit Republicans will insist, in the face of mountains of video evidence to the contrary, that they opposed Trump all along.

Party game idea: try to spell the names of @NPR@twitter.com personalities. In the bonus round, identify them from their photos.

RT @guzdial@twitter.com
Eating breakfast in ((Bloomington) (Indiana)).
Parentheses just seem to happen (here).

RT @HeidiStevens13@twitter.com
When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

RT @ClausWilke@twitter.com
Designer: I don't have software to make a pie chart.

Manager: Just manually draw two differently colored wedges and write "78%" into the bigger one. Nobody will be able to tell if it's off by a little. twitter.com/alteryx/status/118

RT @chemDrV@twitter.com
It's raining! My umbrella no longer smells like ranch dressing!

RT @cfiesler@twitter.com
Announcing the official launch of the Speculative Ethics Book Club! We have a website, with links for joining the email list & Slack channel. And our first book will be... 🥁🥁🥁 Autonomous by @Annaleen@twitter.com! Discussions for that book begin November 1! internetruleslab.com/bookclub

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