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I can't believe that, after four years of blatant corruption, cartoonish incompetence, and moustache-twirling evil, we are (realistically!) worried about losing to @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com.

RT @tha_rami
I hacked together a thing where tiny squares model COVID-19's spread parameters, and turns out the fastest way to clear it in the sim is to go & infect everyone while keeping folks with health risks quarantined for 3 weeks.

anyway don't use GameMaker for medical decision-making

RT @MuseZack
"Hey, get my evil force spirit a clone body."
"What are you looking for? You at eighteen? Idealized self? Shredded abs?"
"Nah, I was thinking more what I looked like after Sam Jackson fucked up my face, only also visibly rotting."
"I got you, fam." twitter.com/screenrant/status/

So basically you're saying that by next week the streets will be empty except for Amazon drivers in hazmat suits.

Working together for social good is such a great idea there should be a name for it. Maybe some kind of -ism.
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RT @zeynep
I wrote a short, practical guide on why you should prepare for COVID-19 and how. Forget the doomsday talk and the "prepper" subculture with all its snake oil. You should prepare *now because it's the best thing you can do to help everyone else. Here's how:
blogs.scientificamerican.com…
twitter.com/zeynep/status/1233

Does anyone know if @AOC@twitter.com has a finite Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath number?
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RT @AOC
Sen. Cruz, while I u@AOC@twitter.comstand you judge people’s intelligence by the lowest income they’ve had, I hold awards from MIT Lincoln Lab &others for accomplishments in microbiology.

Secondly, I’m surprised you’re asking about chromosomes given that you don’t even believe in evolution. twitter.com/tedcruz/status/123
twitter.com/AOC/status/1233409

RT @StephanieYeboah
A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

RT @danielwevik@twitter.activitypub.actor
“that’s universal child care you JERK”

RT @Noahpinion@twitter.activitypub.actor
One reason cats and rabbits tend to get along is that for cats, grooming others is a sign of high status, but for rabbits, being groomed is a sign of high status.

Thus, each of these cuties is thinking "I'm the boss":

RT @mrvndn@twitter.activitypub.actor
When I tell you this sent me FLAT on the floor

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