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RT @kbiegel
My sister take her kid’s Nintendo Switch away at night, so the kids made a fake Switch and tried to swipe the real one and put the fake in its place.

RT @TheOnion
‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances bit.ly/3euY9yy

RT @oregonelections
Did you know that every signature on every ballot envelope is compared against the voter’s signature in the voter file, and that all persons who verify signatures on ballots receive training in forensic handwriting analysis.

RT @rileyjsilverman
Y2K is a famous “hoax,” because software engineers spent years/decades updating code to make sure it wasn’t an issue. They were immensely successful to the point where people list it as a hoax we were irrationally worried about.

Seems relevant to some recent news stories. 🤷🏼‍♀️

RT @williamlegate
Just had a Trump supporter tell me I should be thankful for the $1,200 check Trump's giving me and that Obama would never do that because he's a socialist and not a billionaire who can afford it.

I have so many questions…

RT @PamKeithFL
I am getting the feeling that the GOP is trying to suck out as much money from our coffers as they possibly can for themselves and their friends, before giving up the ghost and leaving Dems with the worst possible debacle to clean up.

Anyone else feeling that way?🤔🤨

(The "literary fiction" variant is #2, but two days after you make your decision the one you picked dies of COVID-19.)

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Love triangle plots:

1) Quick, choose which one to quarantine with!
2) Secretly date both remotely while deciding which one to meet after this is over.
3) All three members quarantined together.
4) You're alone but your two suitors are together.

RT @csammells@twitter.activitypub.actor
Ok, I’m an anthropologist who teaches a class about zombies, so everyone wants my hot take on the COVID-19 pandemic and the undead, right? 1/22

Whether I'm at home or in the office, I spend all day playing whack-email.

RT @UnityPDX@twitter.activitypub.actor
The meetup is on for tonight (via Zoom)! 6pm! Sorry for the confusion, everyone. I actually thought I had canceled April's event already. But seeing as there is plenty of interest in an online event, we're doing it tonight on Zoom! RSVP for the deets! meetup.com/UnityPDX/events/nxl

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