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RT @charles_kinbote@twitter.activitypub.actor
Boy the guy who discovered hygienic hand washing had a pretty rough journey

RT @jwb625@twitter.activitypub.actor
Interestingly enough, only one person had "Inject Clorox and eat Tide Pods" on their Donald Trump Bingo card.

RT @KenTremendous
I love America. I love freedom. And that is why I'm going to reject the oppression and tyranny of my governor, leave my home, go to a crowded Buffalo Wild Wings, and inject Clorox into my eyeballs while my friend Doug shines a flashlight into my butthole to kill the virus. twitter.com/Acyn/status/125344

RT @DeathStarPR
Hearing from the Emperor that it may be possible to cure people of midi-chlorians by irradiating them with UV light or injecting them with bleach or alcohol. Looking for BRAVE Jedi to come forward to test this theory ASAP.

RT @catherinedevlin@twitter.activitypub.actor
Today my team coined the term "Lassie errors": when an error message is basically just "Arf! Arf!" and you're left asking, "What is it? What is it, girl?"

RT @HannahGraceLong@twitter.activitypub.actor
How I used to begin work emails: Hi!

How I begin work emails now:

RT @InclusivePEMrM@twitter.activitypub.actor
Can’t wait to see my @Flipgrid@twitter.com replies after my students try this one tomorrow ! Link to the YouTube video on how to access the flappy bird app and screen record: youtu.be/D7Ft8GKZ0IA.

Programming style tip: if and only if you're going to use something more than once, give it a name.

(Exception: you may give names to one-use pieces of a very long expression for clarity.)

We wondered how many Buzzfeed employees it would take to change a lightbulb and were shocked to find out the answer was

Surely @elizhargrave@twitter.com can turn this into a game mechanic.
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RT @sadanduseless
Meet Th@elizhargrave@twitter.comdling: Adorable Round Bird That Can Do Perfect Splits sadanduseless.com/hilarious-bi
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RT @BoardGameGeek@twitter.activitypub.actor
Want a challenge? Solve this sudoku!

• The diagonals have the numbers 1-9.
• The center box is a magic square.
• No number is a "knight's move" away from itself (so 4 can't be in the central square).

You can attempt to solve it here: cracking-the-cryptic.web.app/s —WEM

RT @TaelurAlexis@twitter.activitypub.actor
Everything is coming together. I’m really happy I’m doing things on my own terms.

Official site launched and I’m collaborating with @Codecademy@twitter.com to livestream as I study their computer science pro course on twitch.tv/cyberbarbie starting this Friday!

We got this lol

RT @YNB@twitter.activitypub.actor
Plot twist. This was posted Monday on Facebook. I’ll let @nwahs086@twitter.com and duke it out for ultimate credit.

Either way, comedy gold.

But real talk: Whoever CREATED it, should be credited.

Who CREATED this? Take a bow and claim your CROWN! 👑

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