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RT @chavtasticjinx
See so here’s my fear about the Mary Trump interviews/books...

People who didn’t have a narcissistic parent: “well she clearly is blowing things out of proportion...”

Those of us with a narcissist parent: “Yeah, that’s accurate. Thank fucking Christ my parent isn’t president.”

RT @catvalente
Hey hey you guys

Remember when Republicans were hyperventilating on all their captured media channels that Obama wasn’t going to hold elections so he could stay in power & also planning to invade US cities with secret soldiers?

Which was pure evil? Must be stopped?

Good times.

Me: *drives 15 miles back to dealer on patched tire at stupid o'clock the next morning*
Radio in waiting room: 🎶 Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Tablet I brought for entertainment: *installs system update*
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RT @qikipedia
Staring at fire may have improved our ancestors’ imagination and planning skills.

Me: Why didn't you tell me on the phone that there wouldn't be time?
Dealer: We didn't know we'd be replacing all four tires.
M: *sighs* *drives 15 miles home on patched tire*
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Dealer: Sure, we can see you this afternoon.
Me: Great! *drives 15 miles to dealership on patched tire*
D: Hm, you'll want to replace all four, but there isn't time before we close. How far away do you live?
M: 15 minutes.
D: Ooh, that's outside of our courtesy shuttle range.
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Tire: *blows out*
@htdrake: *repairs tire with high tech sealant compressor kit* *drives home*
Me: Well, work from home tomorrow and I'll see if I can get our appointment moved up.
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Dealer: It's time for car maintenance!
Dealer: Give us money and we'll maintain your car.
Dealer: Is your car about to explode?
Dealer: Maintenance. Isn't it about that time?
Me: Okay, fine. *makes appointment*
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RT @LCPioneers
Student Engagement has a list of resources for students as part of Pioneers Vote 2020.

Elements of the program include registering to vote and deadlines for home states and how to get involved in voter advocacy.

college.lclark.edu/student_lif

Trying to register for @ghc. It's always a doorbuster. Not sure how that will be affected by the virtual conference, but their server has been overwhelmed immediately.

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