Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

.@elizhargrave
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RT @mekosoff
🎶i’m a finch
i’m a plover
i’m a grouse
i’m a swallow
i’m a hornbill
i’m a crane

i eat bugs and i eat grain🎶
https://twitter.com/mekosoff/status/1321159776210964480

RT @qikipedia
Word of the Day: UNASINOUS — united in stupidity, literally ‘one ass’.

RT @qikipedia
Earlier this month, Oreo built a doomsday vault on a Norwegian island that would preserve a large stockpile of their cookies in case of apocalypse.

Gideon the Ninth combines all the genres and somehow ends up at "comfy horror".

RT @Lenniesaurus
I don't want a soulmate, I want a NEMESIS.

Achievement unlocked: lost 23 pounds since mid-May!

RT @Browtweaten
one of the p's in doppelganger is there as an example

RT @sadanduseless
If you don't want to buy just some generic sexy Halloween costume like so many people do every year, but come up with something punny and original, then scroll down for some great budget-friendly ideas listed here. https://www.sadanduseless.com/pun-tastic-costumes-gallery-funny/

RT @HalfOnionInABag
Guess they have to do it before the sun comes up and they all turn to dust. https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1320895677245763585

If I were a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, I would simply order 48,000,000 kilts from Angus Podgorny on Main.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ckPatPBAk8

If I were Sigourney Weaver I would simply open a quaint downtown boutique called Sigourney on Main.

RT @SkittishSav
my favourite fact from Funny You Should Ask @qikipedia

RT @sadanduseless
Book author and illustrator Liz Climo has created funny and adorable series of comics that capture the cute, light-hearted moments of animal Halloween. https://www.sadanduseless.com/halloween-animals-cute/

RT @BonhomiegamesUK
Thank you Facebook

RT @TerribleMaps
The UK's strangest place names

#UK #Map #Maps #Terriblemaps #TerribleMap

RT @ShouldHaveCat

RT @Kristen_Arnett
my last few brain cells clinging on for dear life

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
birds playing volleyball

RT @qikipedia
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