Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

Found my new thing. I will travel to the IKEAs of the world and cause chaos

why is water so loud? do you need help? you like being covered with water? ok then i'll just be over here if you need me.

#Caturday

@flexghost Any week a urologist gets to dress as “the sperm count“ is a good week! How was your Halloween?

My customers' data security plans be like....

https://youtu.be/gJrSWXFXvlE

Many American children learn that Daylight Saving Time was originally intended to give farmers an extra hour of light to work the fields.

That is, in fact, a lie.
https://qz.com/1120488/daylight-saving-time-as-americans-know-it-was-instituted-by-corporate-lobbies-not-farmers

Can we approach a normal distribution with µ = 0 and σ = 1?

Please share so we get a pretty graph. ^^"

Jazz Hands implies the existence of significantly more aggressive Death Metal Hands

Enjoy, sickos

Surprising fact: no major professional scientific organization has flipped from a paywalled publishing model to 100% Open Access.

The @ACM the world's foremost professional computing organization, is going to be the first on January 1, 2026, when its entire digital library will become freely available to the public.

#Violet says that, since it's Friday, maybe it's worth getting out of bed.

#DogsOfMastodon

Woman in a shop: D'you sell pregnancy tests?
Till Girl: No. We sell baby food.
Pause.
Till Girl: Do you want any?
Woman: I don't know, do I!

If you have had an adult family member or friend that was recently diagnosed with a previously unknown developmental psychological disorder (ADHD, autism, etc), you might have noticed something that confused you. Right around the time they were diagnosed, maybe even a bit before, they "suddenly" began to exhibit symptoms when never had before. You might be like, "I've known this person for X years and they never behaved like this." You might even think they are "acting" or something.

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