Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

RT @TheCutePlug@twitter.activitypub.actor
Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil

RT @echo262@twitter.activitypub.actor
I watched my son cut brownies to avoid the edge pieces.
Me: Some people love the edge pieces. They make special pans that only have edge pieces
Zack: And some people hunt other people for sport.

RT @Unexplained
A school of fish following a duck

RT @em0uquae@twitter.activitypub.actor
@muellermartin@twitter.com @Cloudflare@twitter.com

RT @mhdksafa@twitter.activitypub.actor
A WWII soldier carrying a donkey. Because the field is mined & if the donkey was free, it would likely detonate a charge & kill everyone. So during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger & do as they please.

RT @djbaskin@twitter.activitypub.actor
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

RT @manicode@twitter.activitypub.actor
The governor of New Jersey just put out the call on live TV that he is desperate for Cobol programmers right now.

RT @SteveStuWill
Amazing auditory illusion: Does Grover say "Yes, yes, that's a f*cking excellent idea"? Sure sounds like it...

...IF that's what you listen for. But if you listen for "Yes, yes, that sounds like an excellent idea," then that's what you'll hear instead!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a9zlu8/may_have_just_found_next_yanni_or_laurel/

RT @charliejane@twitter.activitypub.actor
Q: What's the best professional organization for a bird who likes to drive sportscars really fast?

A: The Autobahn Society.

RT @DeathStarPR
Follow Darth Vader’s example.
Maintain #SocialDistancing.
Work from home.

RT @SportsCenter@twitter.activitypub.actor
This dog is elite 😂🙌

(via mathiasberntsen96/Instagram, kiarathevolleydog/Instagram)

RT @GoingMedieval@twitter.activitypub.actor
I am the god damn plague/Renaissance police and I will be issuing citations anytime I see these takes on the TL. No. Absolutely not. I rebuke all of this.

RT @andyweirauthor@twitter.activitypub.actor
The more I look at this, the more it pisses me off.

RT @howie_hua@twitter.activitypub.actor
I made a calc meme.

RT @OregonGovBrown@twitter.activitypub.actor
New York needs more ventilators, and we are answering their call for help.

We'll be sending 140 ventilators to help NY because Oregon is in a better position right now. We must do all that we can to help those on the front lines of this response.

RT @AngryBlackLady@twitter.activitypub.actor
why—why—why would that help https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1244814183373262848

RT @ladyaeva@twitter.activitypub.actor
hill i will die on: NaN is a rational number

RT @jamieleecurtis@twitter.activitypub.actor

RT @JimMFelton
Wildlife is finally returning to Britain’s streets. Nature is healing 😍✌️