Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

RT @MsPackyetti
So, I really try my best not to use the quote tweet for shade or snark. I employ it for funny/sweet things or if there’s a lesson we really, really need to understand.

This, you’ve by now guessed, is the latter. Because this isn’t just wrong, it’s dangerous.

Yes, thread. https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1331278283372187649

Somewhere, someone is using a mallet to try to fit a frozen-solid turkey into a microwave.

RT @elizhargrave
I was chuckling until I got to the Transmogrifier, then I was laughing so hard for the rest of it that I had to rewatch to see what I missed https://twitter.com/DragonsTomb/status/1331595773130190850

RT @qikipedia
A survey in 1958 found that only one in ten paper clips was used to hold papers together. Three out of ten were lost, and others were used as improvised fasteners for clothes, decorative chains, toothpicks, ear cleaners, chips in card games, and weapons.

The headline is even more sensational, if misleading: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2020/11/25/covid-19-denmark-mink-rising-from-the-dead/6426378002/
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RT @gengelstein
Um... OK.
https://twitter.com/gengelstein/status/1331812740332138496

RT @UnvirtuousAbbey
2020

RT @scalzi
THE FROG LADY WILL HAVE HER REVENGE

https://popcornerreviews.com/2020/04/09/baby-yoda-deviled-eggs-with-avocado/

It's only a rom-com if it's burned into the hardware. Otherwise it's a ram-com.

RT @ten_bandits
Is Clifford The Big Red Dog a kaiju

Julius Squeezer, automotive guardsnek.

RT @tithenai
a thing I have discovered about myself is that in between bouts of marking to keep myself from falling over I quite enjoy identifying US states on a blank map to a timer https://online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3003

The @MyFitnessPal app claims to be synced with the web version, but they have very different ideas about my calorie budget.

You know that @msexcel will convert your gene names into dates, but did you know that it will also convert your timestamps in YYYYMMDDhhmmss format into approximate floating point numbers? #SurelyYouDontNeedAllThoseDigits

RT @BrothersMurph
You may have seen that we’re trying to play our ENTIRE Game collection in one week starting 11/30. How will we get it done? Planning and preparation. Here’s a quick video on some of the prep we’ve been doing #MarathonMurphs

.@htdrake has reached peak quarantine.

Real Portlanders know the difference between Zoobombing and Zoombombing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoobomb

RT @nyrath
UCarion made a nifty delta-V map of the solar system, in poster format
https://deltavposter.space/products/solar-system-delta-v-poster

RT @TheOnion
Giuliani Wheels Straitjacket-Wearing Trump Into Courtroom In Bid To Win Election With Insanity Defense https://bit.ly/3m1DVQh

RT @shouldhaveaduck

RT @SteveBellovin
Like Y2K—there really was a potentially serious problem, but it was averted by a lot of hard work by many people. https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1331048430731456513