Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

RT @SCEN3RY

RT @Ad_Inifinitum
I'm just gonna watch this on loop for a while

RT @zachsilberberg
i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

In retrospect, the eighth one should be:

Firefriends With Benefits

Also, another holiday entry:

Owlbear Home for Christmas

RT @mywheelhouseftw

Ano, Afanc YOU!
A Special Barghest
Behir I Come
Catfished, Giant
Cooshee Coo
Deva Fever
Drider? I Hardly Know Her!
Break up With Your Firefriend
Modron Love
Chiseled Pechs
Quickling, the Vicar is Coming!
Taer Myself Away
Tarrasque for Your Hand
Yeth, Yeth, Oh God, Yeth Hound!

OH I'M NOT STOPPING THERE.

Astral Searching for Love
Booka Room
Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am?
Gorbelle of the Gorball
A Huecuva Man
Kenku Boots
Laughing Alone With Slaad
Thork It
Vortex-Vormex
Xack and Xill

Ixxxitxxxachitl
Ki-Rin Away With Me
The Neotyughbook
Purple Worm
Mr. &. Mrs. Roper
Xornt
I Shouldn't, Yeti Do

Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.

*cracks knuckles*

Ooh, Barracuda!
A Black Pudding for Christmas
Blink Doggy Style
Carrion Canoodler
Cerebral Paramour
Cock-a-thrice
Couatl Pouatl
Just My Type V
Erin, Yes!
Let's Get Efreeti Together
Gelatinous Pubes

RT @DannyDeraney
Because you want to see a groundhog, taunting a dog, by eating a pizza.

RT @thegallowboob
You’ve heard of the elf on the shelf, now get ready for

RT @aptshadow
So Torchwood, the Who spinoff, is notably an anagram of Doctor Who, so obviously this must be the rule for all subsequent spinoffs. I'm now going to pitch my show "Hoot Crowd" about a large group of time-travelling owls.

A lazy dog.

RT @PopularPuppies
when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark.

Inevitably, there is a 2020 yule log dumpster fire video. https://youtu.be/t9ZdL0j8QGA

RT @RBReich
America's billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,000 stimulus check and still be richer than they were before the pandemic.

If that doesn't convince you we need a wealth tax, I don't know what will.

I love me a good space battle, but @nyrath's love is PURE.

Does anyone have a good public domain plain text word list for word games? All the ones I've been able to find have weird omissions.

Have you ever noticed that we've never seen Baby Groot and Baby Yoda in the same pot at the same time?

AT-AT stands for Ahsoka Tano Ahsoka Tano and those weapons mounted on the front are headcannons.