Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

City: We need volunteers to load blankets for emergency shelters.

Me: That's not too far away. *whips off glasses* My people need me!

Ice: Oh I don't think so.

Tire chains: Also we are not the right size.

RT @StargazerRob
When an earthquake happens during your astrophotography https://twitter.com/shuji_acure/status/1360936464440197127

Portland be like

At night, the ice crabs come.

RT @sethrosen
Why is it called a Data Science Bootcamp and not Pandas Express?

RT @mushfiq_econ
A thread about the derivative of ln(x)

1/x

RT @QasimRashid
As an illustration of just how undemocratic the Senate is, the 57 Senators voting to convict represents nearly 70% of Americans.

Yet, Senators representing just over 30% got their way. smh

RT @eric_lang
Biden doesn't get to talk about political unity ever again.

RT @HalfOnionInABag
Unfortunately, this tweet continues to remain evergreen. https://twitter.com/halfonioninabag/status/1018998228241399808

Finally beat the prologue to Pandemic Legacy Season 0 on the third try. When we beat the campaign the actual pandemic will end, right?

RT @Thinkwert
staircases designed by people who hate people who use staircases

RT @FacesPics
Hippopotato

RT @TheOnion
OSHA Announces Revamped Forklift Certification Will Feature Halfpipe Portion https://bit.ly/3aXpuIV

RT @jtannady
British Python devs be like "that's a constructor, __init__?".

Neat -- a @trello card's description or checklist can contain a link to another card (e.g., a prerequisite).

https://trello.com/c/K2tAhCUP/36-you-can-link-cards-together-click-to-find-out-how

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
A man cleaning up. And his little panda buddy...

RT @jtannady
Re: impostor syndrome. Someone once said to me

"You think that you don't belong here and that everyone is smarter than you. But do you really believe that you are clever enough to trick all these smart people into thinking that you deserve to be here if you don't?"

RT @lawrencehurley
“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

#Numenera
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RT @NightExcision
I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit.
https://twitter.com/NightExcision/status/1358522719529172992

Evelyn Gardner: I'm going to use this crystal ball to see into the opposing dugout!

Jimmy Dugan: There's no scrying in baseball!