Peter Drake, he/him, LFHCfS 🔥 @peterdrake@social.cleverlibre.org

The Fine Sweater is finally complete! Great pattern by Yu Jie, based on the comic by KC Green. This is definitely the most complicated thing I’ve ever knitted, and I think it took me as long to embroider it and weave in the ends as it did to knit it, but I’m glad I did it. Not recommended for anyone who is a perfectionist, though.
#knitting @knitting
#knittersofmastadon

A useful visualization for those who tend to think of “the South” as “white.”

@DeliaChristina

In 1999 to 2000 I was going through a very rough patch in my life. What with the state of things, I didn't get to see #GalaxyQuest when it was first released. Finally, on a day I was feeling particularly low, and shortly before the movie left the theaters, I canceled work and took myself out to a midday matinée.

I was the *only* person in a vast theater, of a size that no one builds anymore, sitting and waiting for the lights to go down. At one point, I turned and peered up at the projectionist's booth. I saw a shadowy figure moving back and forth behind the window, bending and straightening. This was in the days before automated, digital films. The Phantom Menace had been released digitally in 1999, but the equipment to show such films was extremely expensive and most theaters hadn't converted yet; "projectionist" was still real job.

While I was looking, the figure paused, strode to the window and peered back at me, then disappeared quickly.

I turned back around and continued to fidget and ponder the misfit pieces of my life.

At the top of the aisle behind me, the theater door swung open and banged loudly on the wall. The projectionist strode down the aisle toward me, a tall barrel-shaped man with a thick beard and glasses. My first thought was that the matinee was canceled due to low turnout, and I'd be getting a refund. Just as I'd resigned myself to that, the marching projectionist shouted out in a booming voice,

"WELCOME to your PRIVATE viewing oooooooof GALAXY QUEST!!!"

He stopped in front of my row, and I saw that he had an *armload* of STUFF. One by one, he began presenting each thing to me, and as the pile in his arms dwindled, the one in my lap grew.

"As our SPECIAL VIP Galaxy Quest GUEST today, YOU are entitled to..."

"- A commemorative t-shirt!"
"- A poster suitable for framing!"
"- A limited edition refrigerator magnet!"
"- A button to pin to your lapel!"

The list and the shwag went on. With every ridiculous item, I laughed harder and harder, until there were tears leaking out of the corners of my eyes.

Then he bowed and shouted, "WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW!" and turned on his heel to march back up the aisle and out the exit door.

Alas, of all the shwag only the magnet has stood the test of time. But the humor and kindness of the unknown projectionist lives on.

I always suspected as much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

We haven't been in the forest for a long time to feed the birds, the snow is too deep and too soft to walk on. We tried to walk in again today, just for a short walk.
Some birds followed us, like a Red-breasted Nuthatch and some Chickadees...

#wildlife #birds #birdwatching #winter #birdphotography

Oh, come on, this is not how you report about **a desert exo-planet with two suns**:

https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-james-webb-space-telescope-detects-sand-storms-distant-planet-2023-3

This is:

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/ENSeGbeZjBjkNOO4aR1z/edit

🤓 🔭 👽
#science #scifi #humor #astronomy #starwars

Just booked the last two seats form the #Tetris #film and the whole row disappeared

Axel snoozing
#DogsOfMastodon

Grant wore those Appomattox jeans
Boots with the spurs (with the spurs)
The room cheered when he and Lee concurred

A little-known fact about Mastodon is that when you move your account, it gets put on a truck and then shipped to the new server. Here, for instance, are users employing I-195 to move between servers.

Every Easter, my mom would hide my Easter basket and I’d run around the house looking for it.

It was usually somewhere pretty obvious like in the corner of a room or on a shelf, but I didn’t want my mom to know she was bad at hiding things, so I’d walk past it about twenty times to make her think it was a challenge.

I genuinely thought I was doing a nice thing, but now I think back on my poor mom watching her child walk past a gigantic Easter basket. Each time becoming more and more concerned that she had raised a complete idiot.

#Violet knows what the sounds of the linen closet opening and the bathtub faucet turning mean...

#DogsOfMastodon