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Good night, Fediverse. Sleep well. I'll likely defederate you in the morning. :flan_sleep:

Just informed someone that the word they were looking for was "pedant".

Neighborhood Emergency Team training is coming back to Portland, OR for the first time since the pandemic.

portland.gov/pbem/neighborhood

You get:

* FREE training that will provide you with the core skills you need in order to respond safely and effectively in a major disaster.
* An introduction to a network of neighbors, emergency response professionals, and other community leaders concerned with preparing for a major disaster.
* After completing basic training, access to advanced training opportunities, exercises, and classes such as CPR/AED certification, Mental Health First Aid, De-escalation Training, Wilderness First Aid, HAZMAT awareness, radio comms training, and much more.

Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than regular Umberto

Well the number of trolling hate based instances has just got too overwhelming for to rely entierly on its users to suspend at this point. That said i dont want to force blocks on our user.

I am prioritizing sone sort of opt-out block system where we as admins can do server wide blocks but users can still opt out...

I am once again asking where to find a list of top (e.g., most popular) Android games. Web searching is useless on this front: the results are either ads or multipage listicles with chatbot-quality text. Even the lists provided by Google Play are implausible -- I refuse to believe "Save the Guy: Funny Choice" is the #5 game.

once i develop object permanence, it's all over for y--WAIT WHERE'D YOU GO, WHAT IS HAPPENING

Pain point relieved: how to stop accidentally launching Samsung's bloatware when swiping left from the home screen of your Galaxy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Chin15L_AA

Does boosting a post from a new instance help the server federate? Boost this post to find out!

Student: "One of the simple pleasures of programming is seeing your code rot before your eyes."

Van Gogh: *comes up in conversation*

Student: Didn't he bite his own ear off?

Me: No, that was Mike Tyson.

How do you classify yourselves?

D&D class
Hogwarts house
Astrological sign
Myers-Briggs type
Blood type
Muppet
Pizza topping
Programming language
Britannica volume

Planning a meeting to discuss "the timing of the appearance of the ghost toilet", as one does.

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