Hm BlueSky in 05/2023 is like Mastodon in 11/2022 except everyone is horny instead of pedantic.

@hynek if you do not think mastodon is horny I assume you’ve never once glanced at the federated feed

@glyph @hynek I have scrolled and scrolled on the firehose and not seen one butt.

Am disappoint.

@offby1 @glyph keep scrolling comrade

@hynek @offby1 i admittedly have not checked it for a few years and there’s a *lot* more non-horny posts there now, but I timed it, it only took me 153 seconds to get to full frontal nudity

@glyph @offby1 153 seconds is a lot but it’s a relief

@hynek @offby1 to be clear this is not a speed strat. there are… hashtags.

@glyph @offby1 Always so well-informed!