Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@koboldcurrychef I just hope website metrics that show how many people instantly leave their site when the popup asking you to subscribe or rank or whatever appears ten seconds after you arrive.

@SomaFMrusty It's worth reminding people you can chromecast to Google speakers from the app (or website if you're on an Android device and don't have an app) and then ain't nobody going to insert ads into the stream.

It's bad manners to leave any food on your plate, as it implies that it wasn't to your liking.

It's also bad manners to leave no food on your plate, as it suggests you weren't given enough.

The only option is to do as you see fit, wipe your face, and run.

@ramtamplam "Well, well, well; if it isn't the consequences of my own actions..."

D'you suppose Orbán wakes up in the morning hoping that today will be the day that the Russian tanks roll into Budapest again? I mean, it must poison every moment of his life that he missed out in 1956, it would have meant everything to him to see his fellow citizens crushed by Russians; the thing he longs for more than anything else in the world.

@joaocosta @noelreports Must be downright miffed that none of those Russian tanks are rolling into Budapest. I mean those were the days, amirite?

So how many days are we from Elon #Musk offering to rescue #Russia's military from #Crimea by hypothetical submarine?

#Ukraine

@ManyRoads "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions..."

@Carl_Zimmer And yet it'll still be easier than living on Mars

@bruces Operation Toddler Airdrop

@fj Kicking Germany out of a high technology military aviation program is like kicking the UK out of a Shakespeare festival

The best thing about an air fryer is it makes it practical to have egg and chips for breakfast.

@matthew_d_green Presumably it's also stored on people's encrypted hard disks. So let's ban all hard disk encryption!

@elizatech I think they must be hiring American planners: the absolute assumption that everyone will always be travelling by car.

@ct_bergstrom I'll have you know it was trained on the most comprehensive corpus of foundational homeopathy texts and medieval fantasy fantasy novels ever gathered in one place.

@Peternimmo

What I can't figure out is why Labour won't take the shot when the Tories' goalie has long since fallen on his face. Why won't Starmer repudiate ANYTHING -- apart from a few highly contentious and hardly reliably vote-winning social issues -- the Tories have done?

@freemo At the same time Amazon is talking about putting ads on Prime Video, and requiring a $3/mo surcharge to remove them. I imagine there are a lot of people like me who very rarely use it despite already paying for it who simply will convert rarely to never.

@freemo I expect for at least as many it's not so much can't as won't.

@PeterBlok @randahl Being democratically elected doesn't mean everything you do is right.