Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@mtorchiano @bruces Given that it's inherently derivative, I'd have expected the result of a prompt about Turin to include three Mini Coopers and a Bedford VAL bus.

@JohnShirley2023 @cavyherd @bruces @scalzi That was the funniest part.

@sundogplanets Don't you get the moon memos?

@Itty53 @chemoelectric @cpoliticditto Elon's quite practiced at sneering at famous people who disagree with him.

@jackoneill Oh, one thing I forgot to mention: it conforms to a peculiar prejudice of mine: It doesn't use an additional database. I've written mail clients in the past; between maildir, imap and the filesystem itself there really isn't a need for a database, and I've always found it silly that people never seem to be able to code a PHP site of any description without building it around MySQL, or sometimes sqlite or postgres, no matter what the task; because that's what the tutorials always say to do.

Sure, databases are often indispensible. But when they *are* dispensible, dispense with them already.

@jackoneill Hm? SnappyMail is PHP. It only uses javascript on the client. I chose it as the best of bad options; it seems well-maintained and competently done, and sticking it behind platform authentication removes most of PHP's legendary attack surface.

@Popehat Steady on, old chap, this is the Internet! However did you find your way in here?

@JohnShirley2023 I keep media hidden by default, a choice I've never had cause to regret. So on the rare occasion I look at the Federated feed I don't see anything to annoy me. If a person can't be bothered to put any text in I'm sure I don't need to see the image they posted.

@Timi@mstdn.plus SpaceX can't be subject to Elon's whims, because they rely entirely on the confidence of major governments, aerospace and communications companies. Elon -- surprisingly enough -- is actually smart enough to know this. Any capricious betrayal of Ukraine and SpaceX is finished as a company.

@Free_Press As ever, no source, no link, no way to verify or get further details. And taking up endless amounts of of my timeline thanks to hashtag bombing. Muting.

@JohnShirley2023 Like GOP Sen. Tuberville would know. GOp Sen. Tuberville never has to step outside his air-conditioned SUV until it stops in an air-conditioned garage connected to his air-conditioned office or one of his air-conditioned homes.

@tomlevenson

@ct_bergstrom I still want to be one of the "angels" on Europa from the last bit of @bruces' "Schismatrix".

@jackLondon @hannsf @simon_brooke @Loukas

Perhaps then England deserves to fail.

@AlicornSkyler Quite. i mean what simpler and cheaper "solution" could Putin possibly have than simply withdrawing his forces from Ukraine?