I am once again slightly-amusedly-enamored by Freefall:

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Helix: How was my story telling?
Sam: Not bad. You'll get better with practice.
Sam: Storytelling is an art that comes naturally to humans and sqids. It starts almost as soon as we can form sentences.
Dialog: My dolly wanted a cookie.
Sam: Robots see the world as it is and naturally tell the truth. It's a bad habit and with my help, one you'll learn to overcome.