I wished the German office for exterior affairs just bought Cloudflare.
Well I wished that they provided adequate service for Germans in a foreign country needing to renew their passport, but short of that, I wished they at least didn't dDOS themselves every day at 3pm PT, when the new appointments become available.
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"bought Cloudflare" as in bought services of CF, not CF the company?
@robryk the services of. I don't think they quite have what it takes to run something like Cloudflare.