therapist: "do you celebrate christmas or new year?"
me: "i do not! however, if you want to wish me happy holidays, you can invent a holiday right now that isn't one of those two and wish me a good that instead"

@whitequark Merry Newtonmas, and may gravity forever keep you grounded!

@philpem @whitequark twitter.com/neiltyson/status/5

So I could've sworn he's done this joke _multiple_ times over the past decade, but this is the main hit I get. Maybe he deleted the rest...

@robryk @cr1901 @whitequark Was that the Roman geezer who crushed his wife in a lemon squeezer?

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