I pushed the key to shut down my computer, and Windows said, “select the option that best describes why you want to shut down the computer. The trouble is, none of the options apply to me. When I browse through my choices, I can’t find:

• It’s Friday night and I’m tired.
• I spend far too much time in front of this thing.
• Windows has crashed 2188 times this week and it’s pissing me off.
• My wife wants to take me out to dinner.
• Well, my wife might take me out to dinner if I got out of the office and reintroduced myself.
• All the cool things I want to do in the weekend, I can do better on my iPhone thank you very much.
• Or the most relevant option at all, I don’t want to tell you and I don’t have to tell you.
These all best describe why I want to shut down the computer, but none of them are on this menu. Help?