Reading news headlines on Mastodon I accidentally conflated two things—"Biden should pardon Trump" (that's a hard nope from me) and "wildcat releases in Scotland" and suddenly realized the solution to our problem would be for Biden to release Scottish wildcats in Trump's bathroom. (NB: Scottish wildcats are smaller than bobcats and roughly as friendly and domesticated.)

@cstross Why stop in the bathroom? Mar-a-lago could use some more cute cats. :D